I want to play with your hair

Small action, big meaning
kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~
pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~
military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)
Captain Watson by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (dom/sub, sex toys, this would have sold me by now)
Teacher’s Pet by Rehfan (teacher student that isn’t toplock?? so hard to find, light bdsm, rimming) 
Sherlock’s Secrets by damesansmerci (yaaas this is dark, also gunplay, look out)
Captain by GeniaTheParadox (you’ll notice there’s a recurring theme with the titles)
To Listen and Obey by allflavoursofkink (rimming, hotttt)
Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes (mmmmmm yes)
Oh Captain, My Captain by Aria_Lerendeair (let’s popularize that turn of phrase)
Straight Shooter by nefariosity (nothing straight about it)
A Man in Uniform by janto321 (mmmmmm)
The Prize We Sought is Won  deathfrisbees (sweet too :’)))
bdsm
Captain Watson by anon (this is bdsm-ish, my absolute fave fyi, hands down, bottomlock, roleplay, spanking, John is every person in Sherlock’s roleplay which is oddly sweet??)
Truth or Dare by allonsys_girl (bottomlock, rimming, daddy kink)
Training Sherlock by breadnotangels (bottomlock sublock)
Shames and Praises by s0mmerspr0ssen (best, goes without rec’ing really, bottomlock)
Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato (hOLY SHIT gunplay, bottomlock sublock)
Not My Area by SailorChibi (bottomlock, anal beads, dark John)
Trussed by lockedin221b (this is the best toplock you’ll ever read aka dom power bottom john~)
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato (toplock with dom sherlock, there was rimming at one point and it was eXCELLENT)
Perihelion by darkangel1211 (toplock, dom sherlock, sex toys, spanking, rimming, vibrating butt plugs, all the things)
praise kink
His Good Boy by allonsys_girl (this fic/series is a true gift, praise kink hallelujah, dom/sub -ish, bottomlock)
Praise Me by testosterone_tea (bottomlock, rimming)
Slow Dive by TheRavenLady (bottomlock, rimming, and I mean rIMMINGGgg a+++)
get up (for the sake of the bees) by burnteggshells (aw cute parentlock & bees, but yah also daddy kink and fisting)
Compliments & Deductions by Aria_Lerendeair (john’s deduction kink gets some play too~)
lingerie 
The Red Box by Cleo2010 (john in the lingerie~)
All It Took Was Panties by lockedin221b (that’s all it ever takes with me tbh, bdsm, bottomlock sublock)
Dear Heart (I beat for you) by LadyMerlin (there’s a corset, i REPEAT THERE IS A CORSET, sherlock in lingerie)
How is it You’re Still Breathing? by a-cumberbatch-of-cookies (tishy19) (I’M NOT?,mORE CORSETS, with stilettos, the fanart too, I can’t breath,)
Silk Stockings, High Heels by Linpatootie (back to john in lingerie)
Loop and Button by berlynn_wohl (sherlock in the lingerie now)
Frilly Knickers by agameofscones (orithea), daleked (sherlock again)
Butterfly by dogpoet (“for a case” trope, sherlock crossdressing)
Birthday Boy by 221b_hound (it’s really almost always sherlock in the lingerie)
Lace by agameofscones (orithea) (you guessed it, sherlock again)
Behind Closed Drawers by lockedin221b (Sherlock in lingerie using a dildo, this fic and me are on the same page)
rimming (I just really like rimming)
Silent Treatment by peevee (bottomlock, mmmmm so good)
The Board Has Spoken by anon (bottomlock)
That Bare Bottom Feeling by SailorChibi (omegaverse, rimming, omega john alpha sherlock)
Morning Glory by corpsereviver2 (omegaverse, alpha john omega sherlock, sex toys)
Plethora of Dildos by NerdyMind (plethora of fun ~~, this is really mostly about sex toys but rimming does make an appearance
Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie-hell (the title speaks for itself)
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe (dirty talk, sherlock comes without being touched and so do I, JOhn is so hot in this rrrrr) 
It’s Mutual by lockedin221b (Sherlock can come really easily, so they get him a chastity device)
Prostate by anonymous (these all really speak for themselves, bottomlock)
John Fingers Sherlock by lotherington (very self descriptive)
tentacles ~~
The Sunlight’s Better Here by tepidspongebath (tentacles, but they don’t belong to anyone, well they belong to the plant monster? i dunno I just suspend my disbelief, dub con)
Eating At The Table Of Another by peevee (tentacles sort of belong to sherlock??)
C. sapiens by patternofdefiance (bottomlock, the tentacles are John’s, very consensual which can be an issue with the tentacles,)
Something’s wrong with John by Irrlich (and it’s tentacles)
clone sex / selfcest
Sherlock’s Laboratory by berlynn_wohl (there’s just a lot going on here, clone sex with sherlock clones and john clones, dp, gang bang, switchlock, tentacles at one point, androids) 
Better Than One by Innerspace (sherlock clones going down on john you’ve heard enough)
Keep Each Other Company by agameofscones (orithea) (selfcest of the time traveling variety!, two Sherlocks one John)
teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)
Game Theory and Zero Sum Games by cyerus (student Sherlock and teacher John, that context makes me like toplock more than I ever would normally tbh, toplock, dub con) 
5 Times John Was Fucked by a Teacher and Once it was a Nurse by SailorChibi (self descriptive??, toplock, John getting passed around basically, dub con) 
After School Special by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (toplock, John does a lot of under the desk work)
comeplay
I Don’t Know Why (I Didn’t Think of This Before) by doodle (NEITHER DO I?, bottomlock)
What My Body Has Seen by philalethia (hint: it’s seen A LOT, bottomlock)
A Sense of Propriety by sweetcupncakes (bottomlock)
Master by Sherlockeddwho_castiel (this is some really kinky shit, come eating, amongst other things, bdsm)
misc
glory holes: I’m Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne (im in love with the fact that we have a glory hole fic at all, bottomlock w/Sherlock v in charge)
medical kink: Hysteria by berlynn_wohl (dark john, roleplay or so we assume, dub con if not rp)
microphilia: Microphilia by deuxexmycroft (this may not be your cup of tea but like sue me, dubious consent, toplock i guess?)
voice kink: Voice Controlled by corpsereviver2 (dirty talk) 

kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~

pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~

military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)

bdsm

praise kink

lingerie 

rimming (I just really like rimming)

Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)

tentacles ~~

clone sex / selfcest

teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)

comeplay

misc

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

(via miss-love)

to-reign-in-hell:

omg I fucking hate having crushes it makes me feel less powerful

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

image

this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

(via hufflepuffheart)

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

(via hufflepuffheart)